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Rihanna kissing Justin Bieber on the TOILET
You might think that Justin Bieber and Rihanna are pretty much polar opposites in the gravity-defying spectrum of pop music, but apparently in the world of celeb that makes them all the more likely to be pals. Well, sort of anyway.
So what do these two get up to when they hang out then? Oh the usual - kissing each other's faces, making bad-ass rapper signs together and then of course there was that time they took some snaps of each other on the toilet. Err...
Ok, we might be slightly exaggerating, but it does look like Rihanna is a bit of a fan, especially after she posted several pictures of her and a friend in a mask of El Biebo's face on Twitter.
Being friends with loads of celebs, the presence of Justin obviously didn't phase her and she tweeted, saying: "Me and the Beebs yesterday!" [sic]
Oh RiRi, you might be down with el Biebo, but we doubt he'll be over the moon if you spell his name wrong on his Christmas card. Now practise that 5 times and we'll give you a vocab test next time we see you.
Rihanna kissing Justin Bieber on the Toilet
BAYERN MUNICH 2-1 DORTMUND FULL HIGHLIGHTS 2/11/2014
Anyway, that’s us done with Der Klassiker for this time. It did not disappoint. Perhaps this fixture really is carving out a legacy, a tradition. Certainly cannot wait until the rematch at Signal Iduna Park. Perhaps we’ll meet again for that one, who knows? Either way, enjoy the rest of your weekend and thanks for your emails – even the pedantic ones. Cheerio.
Bayern 2-1 over Dortmund. It is getting silly. Why not skip the unimportant stuff and fast forward directly to the Champions League semis with Bayern, Real, Barcelona and Chelsea Whatever. You have to feel sorry for Jurgen Klopp’s team. They were excellent in the first half and, while you always have to ride your luck slightly against Bayern, deserved their lead. Their gameplan worked perfectly. They were pegged back far more after the break but Ribery’s arrival with 20 minutes to play was evidence that Bayern needed something different – and time was running out.
Well, he certainly did produce something different. Or rather, something extremely dangerous in duplicate. Suddenly, a slightly labouring Bayern had more turbo-charged dynamism to contend with than that of Arjen Robben, and Ribery instantly got in on the action with what we’ll call a half-assist for Lewandowski’s goal. There was an element of fortune in how Subotic’s interception fell to him, but it was taken superbly. Ribery was very much to the for after that and was eventually fouled by Subotic for the spot kick. In the end, Bayern had one too many clubs in their bag, and their utter relentlessness won out. They continue to steam on at the top despite not having been at their best; Dortmund are, it’s very safe to say, in a false position but five league defeats on the trot is a thoroughly miserable run for them and things will need to turn around quickly.
Bayern 2-1 over Dortmund. It is getting silly. Why not skip the unimportant stuff and fast forward directly to the Champions League semis with Bayern, Real, Barcelona and Chelsea Whatever. You have to feel sorry for Jurgen Klopp’s team. They were excellent in the first half and, while you always have to ride your luck slightly against Bayern, deserved their lead. Their gameplan worked perfectly. They were pegged back far more after the break but Ribery’s arrival with 20 minutes to play was evidence that Bayern needed something different – and time was running out.
Well, he certainly did produce something different. Or rather, something extremely dangerous in duplicate. Suddenly, a slightly labouring Bayern had more turbo-charged dynamism to contend with than that of Arjen Robben, and Ribery instantly got in on the action with what we’ll call a half-assist for Lewandowski’s goal. There was an element of fortune in how Subotic’s interception fell to him, but it was taken superbly. Ribery was very much to the for after that and was eventually fouled by Subotic for the spot kick. In the end, Bayern had one too many clubs in their bag, and their utter relentlessness won out. They continue to steam on at the top despite not having been at their best; Dortmund are, it’s very safe to say, in a false position but five league defeats on the trot is a thoroughly miserable run for them and things will need to turn around quickly.
Barcelona 0-5 Neymar Goal vs Levante 2014 ~ Gol 21/9/2014
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Neymar and Pedro played as an orthodox front two with Lionel Messi in devastating form in a free role just behind. Sergio Busquets, Ivan Rakitić and Andrés Iniesta resumed their places in midfield after being rested, with Busquets playing his usual anchoring role while Rakitić and Iniesta acted as mediating presences, keeping passing moves ticking over while supporting Dani Alves and Jordi Alba as the hyperactive wing-backs provided width and bombed forward.
Neymar and Pedro played as an orthodox front two with Lionel Messi in devastating form in a free role just behind. Sergio Busquets, Ivan Rakitić and Andrés Iniesta resumed their places in midfield after being rested, with Busquets playing his usual anchoring role while Rakitić and Iniesta acted as mediating presences, keeping passing moves ticking over while supporting Dani Alves and Jordi Alba as the hyperactive wing-backs provided width and bombed forward.
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While they had eleven men, José Luis Mendilibar’s Levante sat deep in a 4-3-3 which at times became a 4-4-2 or, occasionally and rather oddly, a 4-2-4. Their midfield three tried to close off the central zones to prevent forward passes into Barça’s forwards, but this meant that Dani Alves and Jordi Alba were almost always in acres of space and they were heavily involved in Barça’s attacking play throughout the game.
In contrast to the game against APOEL, Luis Enrique’s team made a very fast start, immediately looking to move the ball forward, seizing on Levante’s passes out of defence and applying intense pressure in midfield. This approach was maintained throughout and it was no surprise that four of the five goals came as a result of fast breaks at transitions. Barça’s superiority was immediately clear and it only became greater as the match progressed. Despite seeming to have a good defensive shape, Levante were actually very open and Barça continually found it very easy to move the ball into dangerous areas.
While they had eleven men, José Luis Mendilibar’s Levante sat deep in a 4-3-3 which at times became a 4-4-2 or, occasionally and rather oddly, a 4-2-4. Their midfield three tried to close off the central zones to prevent forward passes into Barça’s forwards, but this meant that Dani Alves and Jordi Alba were almost always in acres of space and they were heavily involved in Barça’s attacking play throughout the game.
In contrast to the game against APOEL, Luis Enrique’s team made a very fast start, immediately looking to move the ball forward, seizing on Levante’s passes out of defence and applying intense pressure in midfield. This approach was maintained throughout and it was no surprise that four of the five goals came as a result of fast breaks at transitions. Barça’s superiority was immediately clear and it only became greater as the match progressed. Despite seeming to have a good defensive shape, Levante were actually very open and Barça continually found it very easy to move the ball into dangerous areas.
Neymar JR. vs APOEL - Individual Highlights - 17/09/2014
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Despite all the summer departures and arrivals, it has not taken long for Barcelona to look rather frightening. Fresh faces Claudio Bravo, Jérémy Mathieu, Ivan Rakitić, and Munir el Haddadi have certainly brought spark and purposefulness to the squad, with plenty of older faces and untested arrivals itching to show their worth.
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With a Cyprus Supercup and two victories in the first two rounds of the Cypriot Championship in the back pocket, APOEL is off to a usual good start. And considering manager Giorgos Donis made off with a league and cup double last season, he certainly knows how to get the better of his opponents. Defensive veteran John Arne-Riise is perhaps the most recognizable name in the Cyprus squad, but his fitness will prevent him from taking the field. Greek central defender Anastasios Papazoglou has just returned from injury and will bolster the back line tasked with marking Barcelona’s pesky strikers.
With a Cyprus Supercup and two victories in the first two rounds of the Cypriot Championship in the back pocket, APOEL is off to a usual good start. And considering manager Giorgos Donis made off with a league and cup double last season, he certainly knows how to get the better of his opponents. Defensive veteran John Arne-Riise is perhaps the most recognizable name in the Cyprus squad, but his fitness will prevent him from taking the field. Greek central defender Anastasios Papazoglou has just returned from injury and will bolster the back line tasked with marking Barcelona’s pesky strikers.